I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
Skippercifer requested Carlos riding a shark. I added lasers to the shark for obvious reasons.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
my parents do this already…
they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer
There’s an episode of Chowder where he’s learning to write legibly and they do a montage of him fighting letters as things that start with them
Then there’s this one
WHAT THE FUCK
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.